privateschoolfeline:

huskyoverload:

mosticonicposts:

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

certified iconic post

daaaaanver:

brother-spankus:

sodom-hussein:

transfantasma:

socialmaya:

horsedestruction:

yaoihands:

Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

soapulp-deactivated20200501:

kawaiite-mage:

special-grade-fujioshi:

I wouldn’t need pronouns if bitches weren’t talking about me behind my back

helllmouth:

helllmouth:

why did the weed man heart react to my text

memeartisan:

memeartisan:

crosscoded:

THE RULES OF THIS DUEL WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

AS YOUR LIFE POINTS GO DOWN, SO DOES YOUR PLATFORM.

WHOEVER REACHES ZERO FIRST WILL MEET THE ELECTRIFIED WIRES SURROUNDING THIS ARENA

AND BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

reddsavian:

nerdlycrying:

i think this is supposed to be homophobic but i haven’t stopped laughing at this for 30 minutes this is SO FUCKING FUNNY

gender neutral bathroom is when big skeleton

porkue:

were–ralph:

porkue:

were–ralph:

OPEN RP

Halt! who goes there?

You already know what it is it’s ya boy Luda

Ah, Sir Ludacris, a pleasure to see you again. Would you do me the honor of fighting by my side once again?

hell yeah dawg let’s rally the troops up in this bitch

*to the fellow warriors surrounding us* STAND UP

heehoothefool:

ghost–bot:

cheddar-baby:

cheddar-baby:

What the sneef? I’m snorfin’ here!

Hey? You doin alright @ghost–bot ??